I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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