so explain again why im purple
no
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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