Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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