I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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