After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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