you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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