When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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