I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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