idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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