You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
it wasn't lemon gatorade
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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