Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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