I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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