On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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