sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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