dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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