They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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