Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
