I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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