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say what?
wanna hang out?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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