Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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