hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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