YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
