Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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