so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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