Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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