we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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