all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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