Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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