So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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