Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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