I feel like I'm in dance class right now
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Randomize
