yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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