I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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