just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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