small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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