He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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