If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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