why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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