You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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