oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
operation have a gay friend backfired
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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