Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dick very happy bro
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