Fuck appropriateness.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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