No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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