That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
