similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize