The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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