let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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