she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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