You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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