I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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