When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
whose parrot is this?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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