I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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