therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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